Narrative that drives you crazy.

My son loves to read this book, but the text drives me crazy.

"Strawberry's game looks berry fun," said Ginger. "Can we play that next?"

"Abso-berry-luyely!" Strawberry replied. "Follow me!" She led her pals to a net made of strawberry vines. "Whoever throws the most strawberries through the net wins the prize," Strawberry explained as she handed out baskets of strawberries.

How many times can you say strawberry in one paragraph?